Thursday, April 9, 2009

Jay-Duck, Rob and a hot wife!

What can i say 3 ppl read my blog! my wife out of pitty! George Bush and Clint. So I've been thinking about it, and i dont have friends! now i know your saying silly Lars David! I'm your friend. If your saying that to your self your telling your self a big lie! I just don't get it? look at me. ppl say i look like jay-z and the toy from the movie "Toy story" you know the duck that's buff and has no legs......so i got that going for me. Even with no friends life is good, all winter i went snow broading with Robert Redford, B-love and George Bush.
I come home at night to a hot wife and a puppy. life is good, even if i don't have friends. its not like i need them i bet they would just gay up my blog. so thank you my 3 fans!
p.s all i use this blog for is to say dumb stuff, and to talk about how hot my wife is!! so if you got any ideas of what you would like me to make shiz up about let me know.

3 comments:

Pilcrow said...

What kind of puppy? Also, the beard/mustache would look terrible. Go for it. I'm sort of excited you'll be working at the city again, but that it's not with us makes me sad. You were meant for bigger things, I guess.

Oh I'm a fan of your blog. And I'm your friend. Friends, why are they so hard to keep anyway? I've been thinking about this. Marriage screws everyone up.

OliviaSwenson said...

you do not moron...so shut up...

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